It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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