i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
