I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
