Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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