Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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