Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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