can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
jump out the window naked night went bad
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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