you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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