HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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