he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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