She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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