im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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