Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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