we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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