You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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