is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My penis needs a shock collar
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