Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
3 2 1 whiskey
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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