Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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