he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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