Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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