At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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