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(416): View more from Ontario

don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends

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(404): View more from Georgia

he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?

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(563): View more from Iowa

he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.

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(435): View more from Utah

It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.

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