question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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