I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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