y did u give ur computer a hand job?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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