This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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