We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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