There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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