is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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