Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well you can't waste a boner
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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