talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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