My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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