I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize