that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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