Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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