do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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