btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
