Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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