Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
