About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So. Much. Porn.
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