Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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