As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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