My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't put those talents on a resume
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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