I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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