North Korea, Best Korea!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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