I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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