when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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