im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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