I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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