glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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