Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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